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4.04.2009

Saturday Morning Funnies

created by Fluffer
add dishwasher, crumb-cleaner, flower waterer... need i say more?
(hmmm, i'd say i earn my way around herah.)



Did you hear about the new dog cross-breeds?

  • They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.
  • They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that gossips incessantly. (blab blab blab-keep your secrets around that one!)
  • They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot. (not very popular)
  • They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. (makes a great Xmas gift)
  • and lastly, the cross between a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't really matter.
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HAVE A BOW WOW WEEKEND!
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